Showing posts with label Poutine District. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poutine District. Show all posts

Thursday, June 21, 2007

"Poik de coy in de loit."


You can "poik" your "coy" in " this'n ga-royge" at Armitage and 38th Street.

Sound familiar? I was travelling back from a conference in Seattle this week, and I got into a conversation with a fellow I was sitting next to at the Sea-Tac airport. He was flying to Houston, but his mother had apparently grown up in Kendall Park, and he recognized me as a "Peshie" right away because of my accent, which got me to thinking about the Mishipeshu accent.

I grew up in Wihinapa, as did both of my parents, so they both had strong Peshie accents, as did my grandparents. I still remember when Grandpa Henry taught me "droive" in his "coy" down Stanton Avenue when I was 16.

And certainly a lot of people still think of the late, celebrated television and film comedian (and Armitage Heights-native) Marty Miller for his outrageous vocal characterizations of the Peshie accent (who can forget his classic shopkeeper gag? "Oh, shoyp-keepa!").

It's an accent like no other in the country, informed by the blend of influences that have made our city so unique -- from early Native American tribes that flourished along Lake Mishipeshu, to the Polish settlers that made Little Warsaw home, to the Quebecer, Delawarean and Esperanto speakers that poured in last two centuries in search of a better life. So poik your coy with pride!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Kaos Krew: kopykat krimes?


With the warmer weather in recent weeks, there has been a spate of graffiti-related crimes, such as the above defacing of the old Armitage Amalgamated Gravy Distillery complex in Kendall Park. Be on the lookout for suspicious activity in the area, and don't hesitate to report your findings to the metro tipline at (436) BE-A-HERO (232-4376).

The above graffiti is troubling for a number of reasons -- how could the Kaos Krew be commiting new acts of vandalism when it is a well-known fact that they are staying abroad in the U.K. for an indefinite period of time, enjoying their shameful "high art" popularity? That's a question the Krew themselves are apparently asking. Seem as if they're not too busy with jet-setting to keep up with the news in their hometown, since we received this anonymous email Saturday:

We understand that there have been a lot of tagging around town by dudes claiming to be the Kaos Krew, and we just want say: NOT TRUE. We, the Kaos Krew, are no longer interested in tagging and lo-fi street art. Our interests now lie in directing music videos, site-specific installation art, and fashion design -- we don't tag buildings anymore, especially gorgeous old brick facades like the Amalgamated Distillery. We love that building, and it's the sort of classic deco architecture we really miss seeing over here in England. Judging from the photos we've seen, this new work is crude and artless, without the sort of irony, humor and skill that people expect from the Krew. We denounce these criminal acts completely.

The email was also signed by Matthew Barney, Bjork, Stella McCartney, Charles Saatchi, Yasmine Le Bon, Goldie, Dr. Alex Patterson of the Orb, and somebody named "Tricky."

Well, what a turn-about! The sentiments of the Krew are appreciated (and I say that with a touch of sarcasm), but that doesn't change the fact that we are still working to extradite them for their misdeamenor crimes. That said, the email is correct, to a point: these new "Kaos Krew" taggings bear not a trace of the gutter wit and cleverness that made the original Kaos Krew graffiti so beloved in certain misguided circles.

So if you have any information on of any of these so-called "kopykat krimes," I would urge you to report them. We can't let our beautiful neighborhood be continually defaced by punks cruising on the accomplishments of one high-profile group of celebrity vandals.

Additionally, my assistant Marisha tells me that the new video the Kaos Krew have made for UK pop sensation M.I.A. is up on YouTube now. You can see it here.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Urban lifestyles, available now.

There's been some criticism in the local press as of late regarding the condo boom we've been enjoying here in the Heights recently. Specifically, a few naysayers have predicted that the slight slowdown we've been experiencing in sales is the beginning of a long-term trend. In fact, the Heights Free Press goes on to say that many of the flagship condominium developments are "poorly-conceived, badly marketed, cynically developed, economically dubious and generally, just completely lacking in even the most basic comprehension of the fundamentals of urban living, city planning, real estate, aesthetics, ecomonics, construction, historic preservation, engineering, taste or human decency."

The Free Press is entitled to it's opinion, of course, but let's not be ridiculous. The condo developments we have going on at the present time are affordable, sustainable and attractive, and just because there's been a slight downturn in sales doesn't mean we should all go into hysterics. In fact, I'm going to list here a few of the exciting developments that we have going on in the real estate market, and you can see for yourself how attractive, affordable and responsible urban condo living really is.

A lot of these developments are throwing in special bonuses, like plasma screen TVs, association fee waivers and coupons to delicious restaurants, so act fast!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

¡Fiebre del hockey sobre hielo! Le hockey sur glace fièvre!


The Poutine District's Rue Soixante-Quatrième Palais de Sport.

Anyway you translate it, it says "hockey fever"! And the whole 3rd Ward has it!

Or, primarily the Canadian French- and Spanish-speaking parts of the 3rd Ward have it. This Saturday, the 39th Annual Armitage Heights Inter-Neighborhood Hockey Classic will take place between at the Rue Soixante-Quatrième Palais de Sport, in the Poutine District. As has been the case for as long as I can recall, the two dominant teams once again are the Mélangeurs, representing the Poutine District's Association Sportive D'Amateur (ASA), and the Monstruos Hielos from South Hanley's Consejo Deportes (CDSH). It was a great season for the amateur hockey leagues around town, and teams from South Kendall Park, Wihinapa, Little Warsaw, Armitage Hill, East Hanley, the Cassock District and West Hanley all fielded hard-playing squads. But in Armitage Heights, it almost always comes down to the Monstruos and the Mélangeurs! With the notable exception of the year of the so-called "Skating Priests" from the Parish of St. Amor of Aquitane in 1999, the championship has gone to the ASA or CDSH since 1978. In fact, each team has won 19 championships each, so this year will split that tie!

Let's all come out and support great neighborhood hockey, and support the great traditions of Hispanic-American and Quebecer-American hockey this community has fostered! Did you know, in fact, that more Mexican-American NHL players have come from Armitage Heights (two) than have come from Mexico (zero)? It's true! It's also true that our community has such an outstanding reputation for Quebecer-American hockey that our metro area has been rumored to be in the running for sponsoring the only non-Quebec team in Quebec's Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey!

39th Annual Armitage Heights Inter-Neighborhood Hockey Classic will be held Saturday, February 24th, beginning at 8:00 pm, at the Rue Soixante-Quatrième Palais de Sport, located at 7200 North 64th Street in Kendall Park (click here for directions). The game will begin at 8:30 PM. You can purchase tickets at the box office by calling (436) 290-1111, or visiting them on the web at www.armitageheightshockey.com. If you don't speak French well, it may be easier to use the website.

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Back in cyberspace!

Pardon me for my extended absence here in cyberspace, but it has been a crazy week here in the office!

My assistant Marisha has been sick with the flu for the last few days, and I believe she also broke up with her boyfriend Billy Draeger of the band the October Revolutionists. So hopefully she'll be getting through both of those rough spots in the next few days. On a related note, please stop sending emails asking for Marisha's contact information. The fact that she is now single does not mean she wants to hear from you or be your friend on "MySpace." You creeps out there know who I'm talking to.

Additionally, I was out of town for a few days to attend the annual meeting of the League of Metro City Councilpersons in Tempe, Arizona. It was a great time meeting with other city councilpersons from around the country and spreading the good word about Armitage Heights. It sure was warm in Tempe, and very pleasant, but their neighborhoods are nowhere near as vibrant as our own! For instance, Mitchell Park East, the neighborhood I was staying in, had a few nice restaurants and shops, but nothing like our own vibrant Armitage Avenue/Stanton Avenue commerical corridor! It may be colder here, but does Mitchell Park East in Tempe have:


The fact is, they do not. But Armitage Heights does!

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Neighborhood focus: Kendall Park's historic Poutine District.




The Armitage Amalgamated Gravy Factory at 63rd Street and Gilpin Avenue (now Guy Lafleur Avenue), Kendall Park, circa 1912. The heart (l'coeur?) of the Poutine District.

Greetings and happy New Year! I hope everyone had a restful New Year's Day -- after the stressful events of the Winter Parade fiasco, a restful day is exactly what we needed.

That said, renegade Communist malcontent and honorary Viet Cong Dr. Thomas Jefferson Harding and unlicensed non-Muslim cleric the Ayatollah Martin Wisniewski remain at large.

Anyway, I thought that this would be good time to begin a new regular feature on the blog, Neighborhood Focus. In this section, I'll take a look at some of the interesting, notable parts of the Armitage Heights neighborhood that you may have yet to discover!

For our inaugural entry in the series, let's take a look at the historic Poutine District in Kendall Park, which is generally defined as the area between 61st and 65th Streets, with Amos Kendall Parkway to the south and Lake Mishipeshu to the north.

The Poutine District dates back to the earliest part of the century, when the Armitage Amalgamated Gravy Distillery was established in 1901. From the turn of the century well through the Second World War, Armitage Heights led the nation in gravy production -- Armitage Amalgamated was the largest and best-known, but it shared the area with many other smaller, forgotten manufacturers whose wares have long been forgotten by all but the most dedicated of collectors and historians. It was estimated, in fact, that in 1914, on the eve of the Great War, Armitage Heights manufactured 30% of the nation's stock of giblet gravy, 25% of its white gravy, and a staggering 45% of its brown gravy. Immigrants from all over the world poured, so to speak, into the city to man these great gravy vats -- a dangerous job that often resulted, if not in death, then in scalding burns, whisking disasters and lumpiness.

Many of these immigrants seeking a better life came in from the great white north of Canada -- specifically, Quebec. They did not speak English, but the Quebecers' knowledge of gravy distilling was unparalleled. The names of these master midcentury gravy distillers like George-Étienne "Terre Frite" Lanctôt, Maxime Francois-Xavier "Le Mélangeur" Lépine and Henri-Raymond "Le Diable D'Abattis" Crémazie have become well-known in the annals of gravy-making. Soon, a vibrant Quebecer community sprung up around the neighborhood.

The rest, as they say, is history. The gravy industry dwindled in the postwar years, as Americans increasingly turned to instant gravy mixes. However, the residents of the area never turned their backs on their Canadian heritage or the neighborhood's gravy traditions. After the old factory closed in 1952, many of the workers stayed in the area and turned to vending poutine on the streets. To this day, you can still stroll down 62nd Street at Guy Lafleur Avenue and be charmed by the aroma of fresh curds, brown gravy and French fries wafting from the streetside stands where flannel-clad, French-speaking vendors hawk their delicious wares.

If you stroll down Lafleur a few more blocks, you can take in some more sights. Catch a hockey game at the Rue Soixante-Quatrième Palais de Sport, or visit the historic Tim Horton's at 3122 Guy Lafleur Avenue -- the very first one built in the United States! Also see the statue of Marc Garneau, the first Canadian in space, on 65th Street.

It's such a charming neighborhood, you may want to move right in! Which you can, because the old Armitage Amalgamated Gravy Distillery building is being converted into the Poutine Flats luxury condominium complex, which will open this summer! Visit http://www.poutinedistrictliving.com/ for pricing and more information!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Winter Parade aftermath: we're fighting for the reputation of our community.

I'd first like to wish to all of those that celebrate it a very Merry Christmas, and of course a happy Boxing Day to our friends over in the Poutine District in Kendall Park.

There is almost certainly no need to recount to you the events of the last several days, except to say once again that it's time for us all to put factional Christmas disruptions behind us, and work on healing the rifts in our community. The surest way to start to do this is by lending a hand to our law enforcement officers in locating several of the individuals that have been identified by authorities as major participants in the Winter Parade disruptions. If seen, the whereabouts of the following individuals should be reported by writing to me, Councilman Sherman Larson, or Police Commissioner Mel Stanley c/o Metro Government Center, 1 Pierce Plaza; or by emailing us at winterparadetips@armhts.ci.mish.us.

Let's work together to take back our community pride from these troublemakers.

DR. THOMAS JEFFERSON HARDING, renegade Grand Marshall, retired University of Mishipeshu economics professor, urban gardening activist, former Viet Cong sympathizer.

HAL HALLORAN, host of the overnight cable access public affairs and handgun news program ...From My Cold, Dead Hands.

THE AYATOLLAH MARTIN WISNIEWSKI, unlicensed non-Muslim cleric.

MIKE "DA CHUGSTER" CARSON, MIKE "BRO HAMMER" SCHULTZ, IAN "E-DAWG" REESE, and MIKE "BONER" OSBORNE of the University of Mishipeshu Delta Tau Kappa fraternity and Men's Varsity Squash team (please note that Ryan "Da Notorious A.B.E." Abernathy has been cleared of charges).

JENNIFER #4720331, transgressive slam poet and performance artist.

ARMITAGE HEIGHTS KAOS KREW (individual identities unknown, but believed to number between three and fourteen).