Osborne, Schultz, Carson and Reese in an undated photo, courtest of the University of Mishipeshu Delta Tau Kappa fraternity.
Yesterday, the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals cleared University of Mishipeshu Delta Tau Kappa fraternity members Mike "Da Chugster" Carson, Mike "Bro Hammer" Schultz, Ian "E-Dawg" Reese and Mike "Boner" Osborne of all charges related to the Winter Parade disturbances.
They have been free out on bond since December, and have returned to classes at the University. However, they have been suspended from the men's varsity squash team until further notice.
In a statement, the young men compared themselves to "another great man who faced down the system," the Jamaican singer Bob Marley.
The trials of handgun activist Marla Manda Johannsen, public access television program host Hal Halloran, unlicensed non-Muslim cleric the Ayatollah Martin Wisniewski, and frequently nude performance artist Jennifer #4720331 are due to being later this month. Hopefully, their parents aren't top-notch trial lawyers, too.
Sources in the neighborhood are telling me that Dr. Thomas Jefferson Harding has fled to Vietnam.
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